How to Make a Rubbish Website

>> 10 steps to making a website that visitors will not enjoy using

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It's Christmas!

Norman Fellows commented on 24/12/2007, 17:26:17

It's incompatibility!

Norman Fellows commented on 24/12/2007, 17:25:06

It's inconsistent!

Norman Fellows commented on 24/12/2007, 17:22:43

OMG, you must have no life to come up with a guide like this... :P Never mind that though someones got to do it ;)

Jimmehh commented on 16/11/2007, 14:26:51

hahaa.. thanks for the rubbish topic here. Now i know what should I do with my rubbish blog. Thanks again.

eddyra commented on 04/09/2007, 08:57:39

ooh ooh! and use the marquee feature, scrolling, flashing, the whole shebang! now that is awesome... (and wRITE iN cRaZZY tEXT

Mikey commented on 26/02/2007, 11:55:17

Hello

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jessica kardon commented on 25/09/2006, 04:12:16

Haha, nice piece.
Your page took a damn long time to fully load on my browser... maybe the background images need reducing, maybe I should sign up for Open DNS.

kristarella commented on 23/09/2006, 04:45:19

Nice one... this one made my top 10 problogger writing project posts.

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The Foo commented on 22/09/2006, 21:06:31

Also, hide the outline where you type a name for a comment. Hey, it looks cool, and users are losers if they can't intuitively figure out how to use your site.

Also, make your font size small and non-scalable. If you can't read four-point type, gramps, find another site!

Oh yes, and a commenter types so much junk that it goes beyond the bottom of the box, DONT have it scroll up. Time to SHUT YOUR FACE!

Bill Peschel commented on 22/09/2006, 20:41:48

you forgot to mention "using white text on a black background" which is used to indicate how cool you think you are.

ynohoo commented on 21/09/2006, 17:38:14

Good job! I've got some de-rubbishing work to do myself. Also, I really want to use the word "rubbish" more. It's a winner.

Brad Shorr commented on 20/09/2006, 18:47:26

found this via problogger too!
had a good laugh
and i'm guilty of them too!

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Mark commented on 20/09/2006, 18:14:34

Tim, you make my day

cjcm commented on 20/09/2006, 00:44:36

LOL...good read!

Jersey Girl/Deb commented on 19/09/2006, 17:47:41

I was so much happier with my blog before I read this post. Ignorance really was bliss, I guess. :)

(found you through ProBlogger)

Northern Girl commented on 19/09/2006, 16:24:15

Ha, so true, it's scary how many sites I've seen with all of the above!! http://lilduckduck.com/how-to-be-a-parent-and-still-have-fun/299

Mama Duck commented on 19/09/2006, 14:08:20

Found this via Problogger.

As a professional web developer myself I wholeheartedly agree with all of the above.

Thank-you for brightening up my day and making me laugh!

Katy commented on 19/09/2006, 12:42:01